Remote Controlled Flying F*ck Helicopter – Flying in the Face of Both Nice Words and Annoying People
I don’t think it’s hyperbole when I say that this has to be one of the most hilarious products of all time. Remember those RC helicopters you flew as a kid? They’re still making ‘em, and this one takes the cake as far as offensiveness goes. You probably won’t be able to glide this thing all that precisely through your living room or office, but it’s a surefire way to express your indifference in the crudest way possible. Send one in the direction of that one co-worker who won’t shut up about his daughter’s school achievements, or the roommate who’s constantly blathering on about his favorite anime shows. Also makes for the perfect Mother’s Day gift… if your mom is laid back enough to enjoy a profanity-laced joke gift, anyway. All we can really think about is how high the inventor of this thing must’ve been when the idea for it popped into his head. Available now in any style you want, as long as it’s f*ck, via Amazon.
Over the Hump is an ongoing series of weekly posts intended to get you past your mid-week Hump Day every Wednesday. We promise to keep things mostly work safe, though it’s still probably best to make sure your boss isn’t looking over your shoulder while you’re reading.
Last year, when comedian Louis CK topped profits of $1 million dollars with his online, direct-to-the-fans distribution model for his Beacon Theater standup special, we knew it wouldn’t be long until other comics took a page out of Louie’s book. Sure enough, Aziz Ansari, he of Parks and Recreation and Human Giant fame, is releasing his new standup special on his website for just a fiver. Entitled Dangerously Delicious, the one-hour special is an uncensored, uncut, ad-free foray into Mr. Ansari’s fiendishly twisted mind onstage. For $5, you might as well buy a few extra copies to gift to your comedy-loving friends and family. Check out a (NSFW) 3 minute preview after the jump. → brosome! initiate me!
Perhaps the title doesn’t quite explain the site but it caught your attention right…cheap lazy guy! There are many subscription services now but just for the hilarious introduction videos (see below), we should all join. Seriously a freaking buck. You won’t even get off your lazy ass for a buck, let along drive to Walgreens to buy something to contain the uncontrollable jungle growing on your face.
Dollar Shave Club is a razor membership that starts off at the wonderful dollar a month. The basic membership gives you five two-blade cartridges and all packages comes with a might manly handle. The $6 a month option comes with four 4-blade cartridges while the baller in you can go for the $9/month option with super 6-blade ninja cartridge. The jungle on your face has been neglected. Bring the consistency in your life. Join Dollar Shave Club – Shave Time. Shave Money.
There are sports for the ages – baseball, football (American you Eurocentric folks), and basketball. But then there are sports that are for the decades like Arena football, ultimate freesbee, and blind folded bowling. Then there are sports for the moments, mostly those drunken moments. And one of those sports is Ultimate Tazer Ball. Yes we spelled it right Tazer. → brosome! initiate me!
What better way to show someone that you are sensitive and in touch as well falsely insinuate that you are an incredible cook than to have a herb garden. Only great cooks have herb gardens right. Hopeless romantics who cooks wonderfully delicious meals. But that herb garden provides little use for a man who is a full blooded carnivore than decorative fluff (with the exception that that herb is a certain type of herb). The wonderful folks at Black + Bloom has created the Hot Pot BBQ which doubles as a bbq. → brosome! initiate me!
It’s Lunar New Year today or better known as Chinese New Years. Since it’s the year of the dragon, what’s more appropriate than to feature a movie about the Bruce Lee aka little dragon. → brosome! initiate me!
Thank MOSH It’s Friday is an ongoing series of posts highlighting cool stuff that’ll help jumpstart your weekend. Given our hedonistic approach, however, things might get a little not work safe from time to time, so keep your alt-tab trigger finger primed for pulling if your boss is on the prowl. That being said, let the good times roll!
He’s probably no modern day Jesus or anything, but Vimeo user Casey Neistat must be channeling some kind of messianic powers in this neat little video, entitled “The Whisky Water Trick”. With a little help from his lovely assistant Susanna, Neistat does something miraculous with a playing card and two shot glasses. → brosome! initiate me!
Springtime bloom comes early for fans of the ongoing collaboration between Barneys NYC and SUPER Sunglasses, as the two have come together once again to serve up a decidedly slick pair of shades. → brosome! initiate me!
Real talk: a proper breakfast is delicious, but having to juggle a bunch of pans, ovens, and other appliances in the process of cooking a plate of eggs, bacon, toast, coffee, etc. isn’t the quickest nor funnest thing in the world. For a streamlined way of getting the most important meal of the day out of the way, consider Nostalgia Electrics’ charming little 3-in-1 Breakfast Station. → brosome! initiate me!
Over the Hump is an ongoing series of weekly posts intended to get you past your mid-week Hump Day every Wednesday. We promise to keep things mostly work safe, though it’s still probably best to make sure your boss isn’t looking over your shoulder while you’re reading.
Occupying that strange space somewhere at the intersection of film prop, nightmarish imagery, and hardcore Terminator fandom, this animatronic endoskeleton arm is truly the real deal when it comes to robotic limbs. Crafted by special effect artist Robert Haiduga of Nephalim XFX, and based on the T-800′s endoskeleton arm in Terminator 2, the thing is fully functional, and features a whole series of movements – one for each finger, along with wrist and full arm rotation – and even authentic sound effects (which you can hook up to an amplifier) for extra creepiness. → brosome! initiate me!
